Category Archives: Garten

Fill the well.

hollywood squares: vintage

Q. Paul, what is a good reason for pounding meat? A. Paul Lynde: Loneliness! Q. Do female frogs croak? A. Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water long enough. Q. If you’re going to make a parachute jump, at least how high should you be? A. Charley Weaver: Three days of steady […]

Random notes from Ibiza

1. Blonde girl = Chav(ette). nine times out of ten. 2. In case of emergency, break dance. 3. Time commits suicide (Angelo bar, Sunday night) 4. Opposite of Control? Permission. 5. Xenophobia is alive and well in the European Union. Does anyone like the Germans besides me? 6. Hed Kandi is chav-erific. Beyond all imagining. […]